Fall Out Boy Becomes Westboro’s Latest Parody Inspiration

Fall Out Boy Visits fuse

Just when we thought we had heard the last of the Westboro Baptist Church after being owned by Panic! at the Disco a few weeks ago, the viruses are back, attempting to mock another one of our favorite bands.

This time, the latest band on their “hit list” is Fall Out Boy. The unofficial church and official disgrace to humanity announced their parody of the Chicago band’s hit song, “Thnks fr th Mmrs.” Their version of the song has been titled, “Thnk Gd fr Vrythng.” Of course it would have a scummy titled like that.

The parody comes as the WBC have announced plans to picket FOB’s show in Kansas City, MS, tomorrow (August 9). If memory serves right, this is the same place the parasites decided to boycott Panic! which resulted in only 100 picketers showing up and Panic! donating over $1000 to the Human Rights Campaign. This also led to the group releasing a limited edition tie-dye shirt with proceeds going to HRC.

We should also point out that they never really leave their little town of Kansas City to boycott. Coincidence, we think not.

Check out the lyrics below, if you want, and listen to the song here because we don’t want their homophobia to clutter our site.

The cords you cast and bands you break
(rage and imagine a vain thing)
Say a prayer but you won’t eat the roll
You think God doesn’t know?
Shut his people up, won’t make things right
‘cause it’s your wrongs that show you need the bread of life
“Who does he think he is?”
If that’s the way you think
then God Almighty’s your enemy

One God, one truth, one way
Thank God for everything
To the Lord our praises sing
“His word like honey, only sweeter,”
He wounds, heals, makes alive and kills
Thank God for everything, Thank God for everything
“The voice of God breaketh the cedars”

Look close at your eternal future
But your eyesight is goin’ bad
You’re headed to Hell
Follow your lusts and us ignore 
Your time to repent (repent will pass)
The chaff he’ll fan (chaff he’ll fan)

One God, one truth, one way
Thank God for everything
To the Lord our praises sing
“His word like honey, only sweeter,”
He wounds, heals, makes alive and kills
Thank God for everything, Thank God for everything
“The voice of God breaketh the cedars”

You think abomination has some strength in numbers?
Like that Great Whore, paying all her lovers
His word is out of mind and His hatred only grows
Instead of obeying God, your filthy sins you pursued, whoa

One God, one truth, one way
Thank God for everything
To the Lord our praises sing
“His word like honey, only sweeter,”
He wounds, heals, makes alive and kills
Thank God for everything, Thank God for everything
“The voice of God breaketh the cedars”

One God, one truth, one way (One God one truth one way)
Thank God for everything
To the Lord our praises sing
“His word like honey, only sweeter.” (Oh)

One God, one truth, one way (One God one truth one way)
Thank God for everything, Thank God for everything (Thank God for everything, Thank God for everything)
“The voice of God breaketh the cedars” (Oh)”

Hasn’t the Westboro learned their lessons yet? They are never going to win this battle/war against these artists.

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