Chris Brown Fights with Bodyguard

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Is this the part where we start to make jokes that at least the bodyguard was left in Bermuda and not beat up to a bloody pulp? Or is it too soon?

Anyways, reports are saying that Chris Brown had a major fight with his pal/bodyguard Big Pat on their private airplane yesterday that was headed to Bermuda for a refueling pit stop. Apparently, Big Pat got off the plane first and then was followed by Brown and an other guy to go through customs.

During that time Pat told them that he was not getting back on the plane due to the argument that he got into with Brown before they landed. Being the swell guy that he is, Brown and the other man went back through customs and returned to the plane which was said to have taken at 2:20 p.m. leaving the bodyguard abandoned on the island.

But worry not, the bodyguard was able to get a plane ride from Bermuda to JFK and the best part, no Chris Brown on board.

As if that wasn’t enough, the singer later went on to complain about a ten dollar valet fee for his car at a bowling alley in Studio City. He believed that he shouldn’t have been charged for the fee because he was only at the event for 30 minutes. Him and his posse threatened the poor valet.

Come on Chris, I’m pretty sure you can afford ten dollar if you can spend all that money on a private jet, just saying.