Could you ever picture Willie Nelson taking over the role of Gandalf in the Lord of the Rings movies for Ian McKellan?
Well, it looks like he might be in the running, especially with such lines as, “you shall not pass an unlit joint – that’s just not cool,” “that giant flaming eye is freaking me the fuck out!” and of course the musical portion of our film, “Mammas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Orcs.”
Can’t take it anymore? Check Nelson’s ‘audition tape’ from Conan right here:
Talk Music To Me 